Album War: Megadeth vs Metallica!

OK. It is time to take breath a reader. I need a few before this begins…  The moment has come for me to pen my contribution to this most ancient and violent of arguments. It’s Megadeth arrayed against Metallica - two of the most well known metal bands of all time.

I have seen sensible people go red in the face raging about this subject i.e. WHO IS BETTER? This question, unfair or not, makes rational humans go apoplectic. Against my better judgment I am going to plough my own furrow in this brutal sectarian divide. Here goes…

(Before I go on certain caveats need to be explained: A brief perusal of the table below will reveal that not every release by either band has been included in the Metallic Table of Deth. What I have included are the proper albums; not cover albums, live albums, or otherwise albums – actual albums of original material. Furthermore, I will be comparing albums ad hoc, as seems appropriate.

                But how blatantly subjective you cry? Damn right. This is music. Don’t like it? Don’t care;)

 

Provocation 1:                   Killing Is My Business is better than Kill ‘Em All…

Already I can hear teeth gnashing amongst the ‘Lica fans. Seriously, listen to KIMB and tell me it isn’t the most astonishing thrash metal album EVER.  KEA is amazing, don’t get me wrong, but there’s no denying the astonishing nature of KIMB. Check out ‘The Four Horsemen’: it’s basically a ditchwater version of ‘Mechanix’. Both songs rock though…

Searching… Seek and Destroy!

Provocation 2:            Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying is better than Ride The Lightning

Having a fit yet? PSBWB is another tour de force from Megadeth. All the tracks are amazing except the grotesque cover ‘I Ain’t Superstitious’ – that one doesn’t count. RTL is brim full of iconic songs like ‘For Whom The Bell Tolls’, ‘Ride The Lightning’ and ‘Creeping Death’, but please, whose idea was it to start the album with ‘Fight Fire With Fire’? That song is awful, as is ‘Trapped Under Ice’. Ouch. It’s a fantastic sophomore effort from Metallica (and Mustaine), but unfortunately the standard from PSBWB is too strong.

If there’s a new way… I’d be the first in line.

Fact 1:                           Master Of Puppets is better than So Far, So Good… So What?

Did you really suspect it might go the other way? After two excellent albums, Megadeth let everybody down with this glammy-nonsense. Very little mitigates this third effort, which took ten years to go platinum. Metallica, however, finally stepped away from Mustaine’s lengthy shadow and produced another brilliant album all on their own.

RIP Cliff Burton 27 Sep 1986

Fact 2:                                   Rust In Peace is better than …And Justice For All

AJFA is a much maligned album amongst ‘Lica fans and I can see why. It isn’t as bad as they say; but it’s not as good as some say either. It does have ‘One’ on it. On the other hand you have RIP, which kicks ass! ‘Holy Wars… The Punishment Due’ is probably the best Megadeth song EVER. Songs like ‘Hangar 18’ and ‘Tornado Of Souls’ provide the supreme backing cast. RIP simply blows AJFA out of the water. Just try and disagree.

Paid by the Alliance… To slay all the Giants!

Bodge 1:                       The Black Album is better than Countdown To Extinction

The 90’s marked a softening of the thrash which marked the 80’s, and is probably why these two giants of metal became more broadly popular. The standard on CTE is good and features a few excellent tracks like: ‘This Was My Life’, ‘Sweating Bullets’ and ‘Psychotron’. Alternatively we have the BA; it does contain some poor tracks, but it has too many great songs to be beaten by CTE. Behold tracks like: ‘Sad But True’, ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ and ‘The Unforgiven’ solo.

Noticed my comparison system so far? Now it collapses.

Provocation 3:                   Youthanasia is better than the Black Album

For five years after the BA, Metallica failed to do produce a genuine album; probably because they were too busy playing ‘Enter Sandman’ to vast crowds. In the meantime, the irrepressible Mustaine went and produced Youthanasia; arguably one of their best, if not best albums. Teeth gnashing? The natural sequel to CTE, Megadeth’s 1994 effort is stacked with brilliant tracks: ‘Reckoning Day’, ‘Addicted To Chaos’, ‘The Killing Road’, ‘Blood Of Heroes’ and the list goes on…

Lost my mind… I lost all my money… I lost my mind to the Killing Road.

Bodge 2:                              Cryptic Writings is better than Load and Reload

Things start getting really dicey now… Metallica finally fired out some stuff in 96’ and 97’ whilst Megadeth released CW in 97’. Basically, CW is better than the two ‘Lica albums because it has more good songs and less bad songs. Honourable mention goes to ‘Fuel’ and ‘The Unforgiven II’ – it’s not salvation for the latter of two poor albums, but at least it’s something salvaged.

Ooooh, on I burn… Fuel is pumping engines, burning hard, loose and clean.

And here’s the ends because I can’t continue being subjective without being objectively unfair...

Part Two coming up!

 

We Want The Cup, Not The Ball

UEFA's Technical Report of each year's Champions League is always an interesting read for football fans. Given that CFC won last year's competition, I thought I'd peruse the report and pick out any salient points relevant to CFC fans:-

UEFA think Drogba's goal against Napoli was the fourth best goal from open-play in the whole competition (125games).Check out the highlights of that most epic of matches and see what you think.

Furthermore, UEFA reckon Drogba's glorious headed goal against Bayern Munich in that wonderful final was the fifth best set-play goal. Check it out - it's awesome. 

When talking about the prevalence of midfield screens and the final:
 
"Chelsea's John Obi Mikel provided a classic example of a player who excelled at breaking up opposition attacks in a central area and initiating his team's response." Mikel is widely under-rated and sometimes over-rated - nice to see UEFA at least recognise his performance.

When talking about emotional intensity:

"Big games require big players, and the ability to master emotions becomes a major asset. The 2011/12 season confirmed that one of the basic requirements [of winners] is above-average mental strength... Chelsea, the 2012 champions, provided a graphic illustration that resilience and mental toughness can be vital ingredients in recipes for success."

UEFA's technical observers traditionally select a team a CL star squad of those players who they thought made outstanding contributions to their team's progress. Quite naturally, some CFC heroes feature:

• Petr 'Penalty-Save' Cech
• Ashley 'Goal-Line Clearance' Cole
• 'Run and Chip' Ramires
• Frank 'Legend of Chelsea' Lampard
• Didier 'Big Game' Drogba

 "Special credit is due to Frank Lampard, who has been a regular in the star squad since the 2005/6 season." Sign him up Roman!

So what were the defining characteristics of this mentally resilient team?

• 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1
• Highly mobile middle-to-front (Mata and Lampard)
• Top-quality crosses, usually by full-backs
• Very strong, aerially, on set-plays: deliveris by Mata and Lampard
• Breaks from the back, especially via David Luiz
• Zonal back-four with Terry the leader
• Imposing goalkeeper (Cech) with good distribution
• Very experienced group: mentally strong
• Slick combination play and incisive passes
• Excellent use of the flanks: goals from cut-backs

UEFA also noted that 10% of all the goals scored during the competition were scored in added-time at the end of both halves. All the three Chelsea goals which knocked out Barcelona were scored in added-time. Really hurt those ones.

CFC averaged 47%  possession (28% in both Barca matches) and 70% passing accuracy. Who cares? "... Chelsea's ultimate victory provided a reminder that dominating the ball offers no guarantee of success."

Gerard Houllier - 'Some teams keep the ball - some keep the result.'
Fabio Capello - 'This Chelsea team never gave up.'

LUVCFC

Travails of a Band

Why do you do it?

Why do you lug heavy equipment from house to car, from car to bar, bar to car, car to house – over and over and over? Why bother play for another unappreciative audience? Why expose yourself to judgement without reward? Why are you constantly replacing strings, sticks and petrol? Why fritter away precious days off work? Why are you fruitlessly burning your time, money and effort, in the most ambitious of enterprises?

It certainly aint for the money; because remuneration is all but unheard of for the unheard! 

This is why:

  
1. Because you fucking love it. 
2.        Because you get a buzz from playing live. And when it’s done you are struck with a sense of   anticlimax – you can’t wait for that next gig.

3.       Because you believe that your music is awesome. People need to listen to this shit.

4.       Because your mates support and turn up for you so you had better do them justice.

And finally...

It doesn’t matter if they don’t bring back TOTPs just for you. It doesn’t matter if those lucky people out there frown and disapprove of your efforts.

Music is bigger than that.

If one person enjoys your set then your calling is satisfied. If just one person is moved to move, headbang, or groove to your song, then your work is done.

You play your songs because you love them. You enjoy them so much that you want others to have the same opportunity. And when someone does enjoy your stuff, you have shared something with them, whether they anticipated it or not. Treasure that, because all it takes is one open-heart to justify all your efforts.

KEEP GOING YOU LIVE MUSIC LOONS!

Post-Defeat Reflections

So. No FA Cup Final day for us. No five in seven - just four in seven. Still, that aint bad is it? And what's more, yesterday was our first defeat in open play in the FA Cup in 30 games. It has to come to and end at one point, so it might as well do so in what looks like being a genuine transition season. This is the point I am trying to make: Think of the context people. 
     
We CFC fans were spoilt rotten last season. Did anybody truly expect that freaky magic to herald a new age of domination? Contest seven trophies this season? Surely, we must get a couple at least? Nonsense. With so many games we were always likely to fail in most if not all of them. 
     
But expectation isn't the only issue facing CFC's First Team: We have a much maligned 'interim' manager who is good at throwing games away, most of our best players are relatively new to the EPL, most of our viable players are still very young and consequently inexperienced, and we seem to be lumbered with a formation (4231) without the necessary players to make it work properly. Benitez, for all his apparent tactical nous, has totally failed to address the problems he inherited. Chelsea's defending is still poor.

Think of it - we played yesterday with another makeshift and novel central defensive partnership. Luiz is obviously no defender - he hasn't got the instinct for it. How he got tagged there God only knows. Ivan has been superb for us but he's probably not used to being in the middle given how well he's done at right-back. Those two are not the future in that position. Chaos reigned in that first-half.

And then we come to the much debated 'double-pivot', whatever that is. These two players are a lot more important than they are given credit for. They are supposed to provide protection to the back four, receive the ball from the back four, and subsequently initiate attacking passes forward. 

The thing is, these two players need to be awesome on the ball. They have to be able to receive and hold the ball in tight places and then make useful forward passes to Mazacar. Our contenders for those positions just can't hack it. City's second goal is the case in point: We start the second half, Mikel and Ramires get pressed, lose the ball, and before you know it Ivan has lost Aguero for the goal. Our holding players neither have the time or the skill to play their role successfully. 

Perhaps Mikel has hope given his strength and good feet, but his passing is way too slow and ineffectual. Ramires is only any good when he's charging about. Lampard is way too busy scoring goals, which is some consolation. (Just play him Benitez - if he gets to 203 it will be a good season!) I'm hoping Oscar and Luiz can make those positions their own if we must insist on 4231.

Other inherent weaknesses? No striker worthy of the name all season. One too many central playmakers behind the 'striker'. Little transitional discipline. No decent central defenders. Vulnerable to counter-attack down the wings. Unless the Amigo's run the show we are screwed. Too many managers LOL. So if we make the Top Four with these obvious problems then it'll be a great achievement.

Anyway. There's always the future. We have a young squad overflowing with talent. Once we get any kind of medium-term managerial stability we will threaten even more than we already have. KTBFFH