Obviously, this means that everyone has to make up some offensive poems about His Excellency President Erdogan. I made up a couple of quick ones which follow:
The Great Caliph Erdogan says,
Someone has put shit in my fez!
But don't worry sir,
Your words are a slur,
Against all the Free Speech in the West.
and...
There was a big goat in the mountains,
That said to me 'Erdogan found me!
He loved my great butt,
And sucked on my nuts,
Then bathed in a big semen fountain.'
Come and prosecute me you humourless bastard!
