Turkish Poetry Festival May 2016

Ok so I read today that some German comedian is being prosecuted because he read out an offensive poem about the Turkish President, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. You can read about it here.

Obviously, this means that everyone has to make up some offensive poems about His Excellency President Erdogan. I made up a couple of quick ones which follow:

The Great Caliph Erdogan says,

Someone has put shit in my fez!

But don't worry sir,

Your words are a slur,

Against all the Free Speech in the West.

and...

There was a big goat in the mountains,

That said to me 'Erdogan found me!

He loved my great butt,

And sucked on my nuts,

Then bathed in a big semen fountain.'

Come and prosecute me you humourless bastard!